Amino Acid Jokes?

Does Anyone know any amino acid jokes that I can use for a presentation?


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i will help u.
Amino acid contains nitrogen goup so u can co-relate this with nitrates (NO3) group.


Teacher -- Can any one tell me what are nitrates ?

Girl ( called Amina) -- Sir, i know that night rates are higher than day rates...??

The amino acids:

Hydrophilic Neutral:
Girls Are Very Loving If Men Can Prepare Perfect Tea

(Glycine, Alanine, Valine, Leucine, Isoleucine, Methionine, Cysteine,Proline, Phenylalanine, Tryptophan)

Positive: Alexander Graham Spoke Through (the) Telephone (Asparagine,Glutamine, Serine, Threonine, Tyrosine)

Neutral: Laurel And Hardy (Lysine, Arginine, Histidine)

Negative: Aspartate and Glutamate (all that's left. . . )


Q: How did the chemist survive the f -amine?
A: By subsisting on titrations.


Best wishes with your presentation.
hope this is a good joke...
all the best
Not so much a joke, but I did find this posted:

"How about the 9 essential Amino Acids for Humans..(for you old guys, you're
right there used to be 8!) .

"I love lysine though Val thinks his meth's preferable..."

isoleucine, leucine, lysine, threonine, valine, tryptophan, histidine,
methionine, phenylalanine.

(a tragic reference to the imbibition of methylated spirits or rubbing
alcohol by those retired profs we refer to as "rubbies".)"

This was found near the bottom of the following page:

Best wishes with your presentation.
Here's a one liner ----

It's a-mino world without Chemists!

You can substitute biochemist or other chemist at will!

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