:( Cheer me up?

Give it your best shot. I'm pretty depressed.
Best cheerer-upper gets points!

i think i win!

Did you just fart cause you blew me away?
A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here!" The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fun guy!" (fungi)
try to dance, get happy
Blonde joke for ya
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!

Q: Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?
A: She got cold and turned off the fan

Q: What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
♪ So lonely before I finally found, what Ive been looking for OHH. So good to be seen. So good to be heard, Dont have to say a word, for so long I was lost so good to be found.♪♫♪
Hey "me", cheer up!!
Give me upper point please!
And dont forget ..give me 10 points ! I am the best. Hohoho

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It's a mite harder when I don't know why you're depressed.

About life in general... one thing great about the world is how it all fits together. It doesn't seem to, but there will be moments when you realize it does. For example, conflict drives people apart, but it also drives them to other people. Sometimes we want differences for life to be more interesting, and then it drives us together.

Oh, and try some good music! ;)
two tramps -
one named bert
one named fred
-"ear..h whats that" as bert shuffels uncerimonisly to pick up a 5 buck note that the wind has blow into veiw...
-"struck gold there you have bert" gruffels fred
the two men sat for a while enjoying the felling of being men of substance
to be able and go into a store and purchace 5 dollars worth of goods
"Ahy it's a privlidge just sitting next to you" fred reflects
"what you gonna get then"
....Bert who had been carefully studying the shop frounts was halfway up the street shouting "I know" wait and see..
boming it up the high street as fast as a man who had to hold his baggy pants could and landed at number 5 'Golden want's' the local chemist...

the rather bemused shop assistant and physistion tryed to diswade the rather smelly and rather ethusastic Bert..
but he would not be disswaded

on his many ambles past the people with homes
yes... he had sneeked up to some windows and peeked in...
he liked the moving pictures they reminded him of when he was a boy... there was this one clip with girls 'shiny, smiling, girls in a glistning enviroment' nothing like what he'd seen round him....they looked happy

and the message had said....

unable to disswade Bert the shop assistant places his purchase in a plain brown paper bag in exchange for the 5 dollar note....

barley able to escape his excitement Bert flees the shop..PraTically - HoP -SkiPPing iT back to Fred humming a tune

Settiling himself smugy on the bench next to the increasingly bemused Fred - currently scratching his head

pondering what little thing could be in the bag that was making his mate bert act like a spring chicken.

"what's in the Bag" Bert?

Seizing the theatrical moment with style Bert removes the plain blue box...

"TAMPAX" Fred astondedly utters

"Yes, with Tampax you can do anything, swim, dance, deep sea diving, mountain climbing...."
Jesus loves you, and I do to!
You are amazing and unique. I wish you the best of luck in life, and I hope you feel better soon!

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